First Epistle

Dear Constant Reader,

Thank you for reading my first letter to the world. I’m afraid this one isn’t very interesting, as first attempts so rarely are. In future letters I’ll share bits from my life in burlesque and writings on some of my favorite other topics.

Burlesque can be oh so glamourous what with the parties, the rhinestones, and the adulation of fans. On the other hand, sometimes one finds oneself in the most interesting predicaments! As I found myself kneeling in an empty theatre, scraping purple candle wax off the stage with a credit card, I cried out to no one in particular “Oh, the glamourous life of a burlesque dancer!”

It seemed an appropriate title.

Until next time,