Dear Constant Reader,
Tropical Storm Elsa is pouring down as I write this. I hope everyone in the storm’s path is staying safe and dry.
Here’s your tip!
If you’re going to throw something into the audience, lob it underhand.
Whatever treat you’re giving out, whether it be candy, condoms, or what have you, you don’t want anyone to get hit in the face. A gentle toss is best. Also, make sure aim some goodies toward the back rows so the cheap seats have a chance to catch some too.
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